Once I dreamed that Wilhelm II.(the german emperor) was about to get married. In a bank he saw his girl making around with some other guy. Wilhelm got fuckin angry so he got his Elite short range shooters (weird, I know) to kill him. You must know: those soldiers had carbines that could only shoot for 2 meters every distance over 2 meters was too much for the bullet. The soldiers hunted the guy but he was always 3 meters away. One soldier shot and hit a metal sign the bullet returned in an angle of 90° and killed the soldier.

After all they got him and Wilhelm killed him with a green banana.