This dream occured in October 01.. I remember it because of the vodka...

It starts out, I'm in the living room rolling up what seems to be about 1,000 yards of red extension cord and the carpet is green.

Java

I then get mad at the world because.. why should I be the one rolling up all of this cord.. "I did not unroll it in the first place." Looking around I start stuffing the chord behind the couch, and get acup of coffee.In the kitchen I find no coffee machine and no coffee. In the distance I hear crying.

Making my way to the back porch (that I really don't have) I see a beautiful red headed lady sitting on top a Kenmore washing machine crying... With my coffee machine and eating a nugget of chocolate.

I ask her whats the matter.. and she says nothing and just smiles at me. Wiping her tears away I throw the rest of her chocolate in the washing machine.. with the whites. She says nothing and start to get up.

freaky tall

When she stands up she is huge.. I myself am about 5'11.. but she was giraffe huge. Which i don't understand why her head didn't touch the ceiling.. but anyway. She comes up to me and attempts to give me a hug. I start to hug her back.. but I notice my hands are about to grab her ass, because of her freaky-tallness. Struggling to hold her back and not her ass, she hunches over and says "Rin Tin Tin". I say, "What the hell?" She gives me a weird look like I'm the freak saying, "It's ok.. just go with the flow." Then she puts her hands on mine.. and puts them to her rear.. giving me the comfortable arms length hug.

I look up at her and say, "This is nice and all.. but did you use all of my Half & Half?"

Then I wake up.

Side Note: I dig all kinds of chicks.